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How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Rrrrrrr!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

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