What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What day do fish hate?
What do call a bear with no ears?
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!